I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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