Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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