i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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