Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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