You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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