You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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