Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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