"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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