ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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