I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
two words: eviction party
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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