That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
there is glitter all over my balls
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