your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
