i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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