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(530): View more from California

1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.

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(530): 1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details. http://tfl.nu/vtyc

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normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me

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(816): normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me http://tfl.nu/ze3z

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.

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(513): I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim. http://tfl.nu/b9e4

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(612): View more from Minnesota

He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle

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(612): He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle http://tfl.nu/2q09

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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina

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(832): it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina http://tfl.nu/a6qo

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(937): View more from Ohio

[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]

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(937): [insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight] http://tfl.nu/2cq7

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(815): View more from Illinois

u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club

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(815): u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club http://tfl.nu/2dw9

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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.

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(317): Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week. http://tfl.nu/d9gv

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?

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(202): WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT? http://tfl.nu/xll1

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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.

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(417): In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D. http://tfl.nu/wwrb

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I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles

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(847): I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles http://tfl.nu/eek8

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.

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(412): I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again. http://tfl.nu/wa46

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(217): View more from Illinois

Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest

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(217): Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest http://tfl.nu/6z1q

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(240): View more from Maryland

I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob

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(240): I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob http://tfl.nu/qz5h

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(276): View more from Virginia

I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.

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(276): I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control. http://tfl.nu/jas4

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