I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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