Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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