me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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