I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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