i wish there were pregnant emoticons
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
His nipple licking is glorious
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