just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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