dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.