its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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