24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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