Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
