you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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