One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
