called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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