Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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