Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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