so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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