i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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