I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
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I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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