Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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