fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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