I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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