me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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