Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
how does that bad decision feel?
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