i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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