Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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