BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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