doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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