it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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