He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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