his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
This is classic penis vs brain.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Randomize
