My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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i think my cat just said my name.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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