some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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