She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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