About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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