one two three fourrrrnication!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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