would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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