she was so not down for the gang bang
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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