So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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