dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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