Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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