Me too!
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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