Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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