If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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